bran: tung, you know i like to wrestle with you.
me: why do you like to wrestle with me?
bran: because you are big and soft. can you wrestle with me?
me: oh! no! i don’t like the description.
bran: can i have a subway long foot melt
homer and marge are attending a dinner, and homer is contesting which tie to wear.
marge: why don’t you wear a tie which matches the colour of my eyes. –turns away from homer-
homer has forgotten what is the colour of marge’s eyes.
homer: is ‘beautiful’ a colour?
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