I am a Chinese

[ ] You like to eat chicken feet.
[ ] You sing karaoke.
[ ] You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
[x] You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
[x] You are a math genius.
Total: 2

[ ] You take showers at night.
[x] You avoid the non-free snacks in
hotel rooms.
[x] You say "aiyah!" and "wah!" frequently. [who doesn't?]
[x] You save grocery bags.
[ ] You twirl your pen around your fingers. [I want to but I can't]
Total: 3

[x] You have been taught that wasting food is a sin.
[x] Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. [I think he can fix everything too]
[ ] You beat eggs with chopsticks. [I used to, before i switched to a fork]
[ ] You like congee with thousand-year- old eggs.
[x] You have eaten moon cakes.
Total: 3

[x] If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask you if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
[x] You email/msn your Chinese friends, even though you're only 10 feet apart.
[x] You can read traditional chinese
[x] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away.
[x] You know what pearl milk teas are. [double yes!]
Total: 5

[x] You bring fruits with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. [occasionally]
[ ] You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. [no way]
[ ] You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. [I eat everything including the last piece, so how?]
[x] Your parents argue with other adults over the dinner bill.
[x] You love to use coupons.
Total: 3

Now add the numbers up and multiply it by 4.

I am only 64% Chinese?